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World News World news is light, turn into a spongy mass of light with only half the calories of regular s lack news.Serious NewsU.K.Britain 'the sun in 2008, said to be critical. Thousands of Britons fleeing emergency rental sunniest places.US Republican presidential candidate John McCain chooses Alaska moose hunter as his running mate. Thousands fleeing moose generalBeneath holiday.Europe emergency in France and Switzerland, scientists have begun to break small pieces, with the hope of finding tiny bits responsible for life, and mocked the finest wines, cheeses and chocolates . KoreaNorth North Korean officials about reports that Kim Jong-Il is sick. Our maniacal dictator is fine, they said. A little less time, perhaps, but returned to the scorn of the world with nuclear weapons at any time at all. Real FashionModels: Witnesses report that few runway models in the novelty of this year's Fashion Week in New York had recently eaten. A witness says: "We knew immediately that something had eaten the last three days - because some had the strength to smile." Designer: "The autumn colors in this fall." Luz EntertainmentBritish comedy duo French and Saunders are in their final live tour. The last concert of the tour is still alive 2008 is scheduled for November 8 in London. I met a French and Saunders fan in the U.S.: .. "I will not be able to come to London this year the money is too tight and I knew nothing of his trip at the time of Britney Spears and Paris Hilton sodomy bloody obscured what should have been important news in this section entertainment every newspaper. I found by chance when I went to the website of the BBC. That's when I learned that two of the best comedians in the world are always giving their final live tour. Horribly depressing. News "World News Light Notes: Sources indicate Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders will not stop comedy - live performances only sketch such as French and Saunders. AwardsCarmichael Award for Headline News that made me vomit My Coffee: The award is given to the Associated Press for "test may offer points of view, sentence." The story covered the CERN particle collider.http: / / prize www.kansas.com/news/nation_world/story/524387.htmlThe fascinating and unusual news this week: Award goes to this article on the deadly epidemics of dancing without stopping in medieval Europe: http://news.bbc.co.uk/today/hi/today/newsid_7608000/7608874.stmThe following are the news sources of the original stories - stories that inspired altered World News Light, low-calorie versions.BBChttp: / / news.bbc.co.ukCNNhttp: / / cnn.com